Pretty in Plaid: A Life, a Witch, and a Wardrobe, or, the Wonder Years Before the Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smart-Ass Phase

Pretty in Plaid: A Life, a Witch, and a Wardrobe, or, the Wonder Years Before the Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smart-Ass Phase by Jen Lancaster
New Book Shelves-Upper Level – 814.54 L

Pretty in Plaid is Jen Lancaster’s fourth memoir. She writes about different experiences her from childhood up until she penned this book. Jen started off as Jeni, a Brownie that could not wait to be in Girl Scouts because she liked the uniform better. Once she sums up her early years and drops the “i” she moves onto the best stories; which are from her college years. She wants to be a sorority girl in the best sorority on campus but does not understand why some girls call their purses “Louis” (Louis Vuitton handbag) or why anyone would carry around bags with “C’s” (Coach handbag) on them. Once she gets older and discovers the loveliness of designer handbags she vows that one day she will buy one. She will also say it is never a good idea to stand in the unemployment line carrying one! Jen is very excited to get her first real job once she finally completed college. Yet on her first day she feels clueless because she has never used a fax machine or collated anything in her life. Jen tells hilarious but insightful stories, if you want to laugh out loud and enjoy some easy reading check out Jen Lancaster’s books.

Bitter is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomanical, Self-Centered, Smartass, or Why You Should Never Carry a Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office by Jen Lancaster
Adult Paperbacks-Main Level – LANCASTER

Bright Lights, Big Ass: A Self-Indulgent, Surly Ex-Sorority Girl's Guide to Why it Often Sucks in the City, or Who Are All These Idiots and Why Do They Live Next Door to Me?

Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest to Discover If Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big; Or, Why Pie Is Not the Answer by Jen Lancaster
Adult Non-Fiction-Upper Level – 814.54 L